wtf.

Ehhhh..it's time to stop la hah

2008-08-05T11:27:00.000-07:00

Does anyone or any stella in particular still checks this blog ar?! Eh boii time to stop smoking la boi. Not fun edi. Look what it did to WL in the pic below la sohai can die. But really lah try your best to stop lah. All that talk of "When we grow old we gonna be like them wei wtf" *pointing at old fag at the side holding up the old school coffee cup*

All that talk pointless lah really. Probably thats why you always see an old man alone lor cos his friends all dead edi. He probably attended all them funerals man wtf and every morning go coffee shop drink coffee emo there. But if u dont stop now then when? I used to tell Jon Wong i'll stop before or when im 21. He replied me with an "aiyah sure you canot do it wan lah" full of confidence when he said it. And i proved him wrong which is good. But then i also told him that if i can stop smoking i sure can lose weight also, this time...Im wrong wtf.

Quitting is seriously the easiest part of "Quit smoking". What is harder is to maintain not taking ciggies after that. The temptation, that voice behind your head telling you "Hey, its okay wan tiu, if u take..u very MAN ah!!!" and also the case that u have successfully quit taking the ciggies for one week then one day.."Eh, help me hold first can ar? I wanna go toilet lar" after that u start puffing away with it. I really wanna help the ones that are still smoking, but i wont do it if they dont wanna help themselves. This coming end of October is gonna be one year and I'm still surprised i did it. Share this feeling with me man I got nobody to share it with ah! I tried to encourage other friends to stop too. I got a "Eleh stop smoking 2 months only talk so much edi" i got pissed off really cos he isnt even trying and can say i talk so much? Nvm lo. Theres this feeling of pride and confidence after u know u are able to control the urge. The urge still comes to me everyday, everytime im workin on an assignment and everytime i have to do alot of thinking. But ive learnt to ignore it and the urge goes away after 5 minutes. Everytime i light a ciggie i always think that i need to quit, dont u guys get it too? Dont give me that fuck ego face and say "Noo...Noo..wtf is wrong with u" look coz it aint working wtf.

Lazy to write edi lah. Try to stop lah ill help you guys however I can. Yes i did took some pills that are considered anti-depressants to control the overwhelming urge i get when i first stop. But i believe u guys can do better than this without them wei

ook ciao

2008-07-10T08:00:00.000-07:00

BFF - Bapok friends forever! wtf

2008-06-19T12:00:00.000-07:00

just in case you guys were wondering how the Canadian and the Melbournian were doing.. they're going thru a cross-dressing phase now wtf

beatbox dik chikichiki dik chiki dik dik chikichiki

2008-06-05T08:17:00.001-07:00

mmm kay i guess the blog only gets update when people have exams. coz that's when they spend the most time on their laptops. wtf.

so anyway let me update you guys with my life. i live in exeter and have self proclaimed weekends so i only had classes on wednesdays. wtf. and uh right now life's pretty slow coz of exams. and uhm i need to study but i'm quite lazy as i'm quite set to go home now. wtf. it's bin a while since i've been home so uhm im very excited. and then so i having to clean my room lot lot time and box wrape syelouwfintep very tite tite so ting dun come out. upart frm tat iz i pek my big bag liaoz wif weel so easy to moof around. the wedder here not bad di la. iz like bit warm bit cold but veli syok weh. sumfin lik genting liddat. something like. but got sun wan.

den rite i bet u all wunder wunder whennnn this fella cum back to m'sia ya. is soon la k u all wait. i duwan tell u all coz iz surprise but then i tell u all so can make free time cum c me in hartamas. u all go hartamas on 21st june 2008 @ night kay i go there meet u all. coz i come back liao. budden is secret. so u all go hartamas devi koner k? at about 11pm hopefully i haven sleep coz jeatleg lei. i very excited go home. my dog miss me so much he run upstairs ah try to find me he go to my room. so cute! i miss my dog. and aso all my flen flen la who gun meat me there at devis corner hartamas.

k its fuckin giving me a headache typing liek that. anyway i've got this road trip coming up in uk. wheyyy. get to drive a car dei. not any car. oh no. it's a fiat grande punto 1.6 manual with no a/c. gonna be fuckin fun. hopefully wont crash la and hopefully fen jim has taught me well. we're not talkin about around london weh we're talkin about a 4 hour journey minimum to a place called lake district. wiki it la lazy pricks. thenn uhm i've got to stay back for a course so that's why im going back so late la. but its a secret ;)

i'd just like to give a big shout out to wen loong and ming shen for it's their birthday like soon on june something la. 12th or sumfin liddat. so happy birthday lar har. ur present is.. having each other's birthdays on the same day la har. wtf.

so the prev pos rite. i tink tink tink whuuuu is dat writing on blog u knoe. then ahhh *bang* it hit kau me. is eeflin coz she stoopid. wtf. i boling now coz wait laundry kau tim den get poot in dryer. is hilite of my day. oh and apparently jim is starting a course soon? good to hear dei good luck! all the best to you guys and have a mmmmmeeeerrryyyyyyy christmas. wtf.

k not done yet. about another half an hour. i'm quite hungry ah what should i cook? ill probably do spag bog again tonight coz its really cheap. well relatively cheap la in the uk. it costs about.. like cheap of the cheap ingredients maybe 3 quid for 3 days worth of spag bog? which is equivalent to 18 ringgit so 6 ringgit a day. pretty good huh? its called cost cutting man kay. i was thinking right.. how come tarzan doesnt have a beard? i mean if he's bin livin in a jungle for that long right.. at least some fuckin stubble innit?

is ok i got nufin write liao.
js-idiot reply mail
wl-study hard
eeflin-wear a cyber condom
jon-cut hair la
jim-good luck with your course. drive safe. chibai
angelo-okerhhh.. coming di la bastard
li tat-eh im seriously gonna take up golf over summer. vs mou? wtf
sehen-wait for me. i'm coming. crikey mate
ben-isastopdrivingtorandomplacesntakinphotosofyourcarweh! startdrivingtomyhouseandtakingpicturesofmycars! =)
fee lip-eh how're u weh seriously havent spoken to u in ages.
wai kit- mmmmmm kayyyyyy. stay at home
john lim-make urself free ah 21st june. ask lin to come also. that little idiot ciao back damn fast.

is ok la ciao.

do u think we can cry underwater ah..

/shuffle *dik chi dik chi dik chi wtf

2008-06-05T06:27:00.001-07:00

Omg seriously it's been 9 months since this shit-hole was updated what happened to everybody la? Do you all need a girl to keep you all together ah? wtf.

Anyways what's up with everybody weh.

These are the last things I heard about everyone;

As you all know Wai Kit has flown to the 3rd best country in the world and is now housemates with Eeflin and Wen Loong. The 3 of them currently enjoy wild sex every single night of their life wtf.

Leroy Tan no longer sports his pony and is currently in an undisclosed location wtf I'm not sure if he wants people to know but if he does then he will tell la wtf.

I still talk to Giles on and off on MSN.. ahh~ the powers of technology wtf. the last I heard from him was when he left me an offline message asking me to study instead of filling my blog with senseless words no one gives much shit about wtf.

The other day I was blog-stalking and OH MY GOD JORNEDEN, YOUR HAIR! wtf. Looks like one of the Stella's has been offered a contract to be an additional member of the Click Five wtf BUT OMG SERIOUSLY! DAMN LONG ALREADY LOH I HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK WITH WENLOONG to see whether it was really Jon or not wtf.

As for Fee Lip, I don't know how fucking long have I not spoken or seen or heard any news about him unless I actually stalk Nicole's blog. seriously I need to get a life other than to blog stalk to get updated about my friend's life thru their friends/girlfriend's/sibling's blogs wtf.

Fen Jim ah Fen Jim! he left me a message that day asking me to slap Wen Loong for not being able to come back this mid-year wtf.

Angelo? this one nonit say la I also don't know whether he's still alive anot but from the looks of Facebook, I guess he is wtf.

The only way I've been keepin in touch with Ben is thru facebook wtf. that is if I bother to post up really old pics of when we were at our zaman kegemilangan Monash wtf. other than that it's pretty much *chuit chuit chuit* wtf

Sei Latat is currently being miserable alone as his other half is currently in Melbourne freezing her ass off wtf. Eh so Latat how does it feel being unattached from the hip for once? harh? wtf. can't wait to see you end of this month dei.

as for Sehen, the last I heard was that he was supposed to meet up with Wen Loong when he came to Melb for a short trip during Easter but boy oh boy did he have a hard night at Castle and ffk'ed Wen Loong the next day wtf.

pls keep this fucking space updated you fools!

and I still laugh like a bitch when I look at Wai Kit's picture of the century despite his pleas of wanting to have it taken down wtf.

what can get any random'er' than this?

2007-09-13T05:56:00.000-07:00

if this is random.....

what about this?!?!!!

wtfwtf

im not david im carloz...wtfwtf

no larh... it's feelip here.....

here comes the bride, all dressed in white. here comes the bride with a big backside wtf

2007-08-29T21:35:00.000-07:00

Eh try to do and see

2007-08-18T22:18:00.000-07:00

Take My Quiz on
QuizYourFriends.com

or click on this lah if u dont know how it works..

http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=070819011700-291096

20 years old already loh diu

2007-08-09T00:14:00.000-07:00

Giles left early... eugin took his place.. 2 down...9 to go...wtf

This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn Sehen'sBlackHead wtf

2007-07-28T18:54:00.000-07:00

New Questionaire for Our Newest Member wtf

2007-07-16T11:28:00.000-07:00

1. Who's the best looking in the stella wtf gang?

biased answer would obviously be leroy tan wtf. unbiased answer would also be leroy tan so mat cool mat cool kawanku wtf.

2. Who's the worst looking in the stella wtf gang?

eeflin la. can't decide whether she looks like a girl or looks like a guy. watever issit the plastic surgeon did a pretty good job cos she looks good either way wtf wtf. eh wait. she's not even a stella wtf.

3. Who's the worst looking blogger you've ever seen?
mmm wait i think i have a pic of him and i think he looks something like this;

4. Who's the best looking blogger you've never seen? wtf

i don't really know but i think it's mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme wtf.

5. Who's the most ah beng looking in the stella wtf gang?
god, who else but leroy tan la! look at his yellow hair wtf.

6. Who's better? Kenny Sial or an air-con fixer? wtf

sprankton; a noun. a disease you get from chewing too much wtf.

7. Who's better? IT lou or a cook?

vcd seller wtf.

8. Who's better? Ultraman or xanga.com/thiathia? wtf

ultraman just because thiathia didn't keep to her promise of coming to clean my room =( HAH!

9. Who's better? Malay construction worker or Chinese vcd seller?
malay construction worker cos muhammad is such a sexy name. even sexier then wen loong wtf.

10. Who's better? Jia Meei or Nicole or Siew Li or Ming Shen or Elaine or Michelle or Alicia or Stephanie(wtf!) or You(WTF!)?
me. ok good night. wtf.

11. Which is better? Brocolli or Ashley Ching's bed? wtf

peanut butter and jelly sandwich wtf.

12. Which is better? Sherve's blog or Su-Yin's blog or Audrey's blog or Suet Li's blog or eeflin.blogspot.com? wtf
su-yin's jst because she has bigger tits than me WTF.

13. Which is better? GAP shirt or baby blue polo-t or no shirt? wtf

no shirt but got towel wrap wtf. GAP shirt keep attracting weird comments like "eh there's a gap in ur shirt, geddit *guffaws* hiakhiakhiak *stares at chest*" wtf. " "i want to get a polo-t!" wtf.

14. Which is better? Webcam or cellphone or LAPPPTOPPP? wtf
honestly? ching chong nip nong fongggggggg. wtf. rice rice rice rice wtf.

15. Which is better? Ampang or Klang?
klang. where else can u get cows lying on lamp posts. besides, klang ppl live on trees wtf.

Brushing up on my wtfs. mm its bin ages.

2007-06-04T07:48:00.000-07:00

1. If you had a choice, would you do this questionnaire or not do it or do Romeo Tay?
i'd rather do an air-stewardess. wtf. or beef stew. wtf. whichever came first la the chicken or the egg. wtf. brocolli. wtf
2. If you had a choice, would you chug a beer or chug a glass of horse jizz or chugga' lugga' wakalaka pimpom plok?
i'd chug a beer of horse jizz. wtf. or better yet chug a tall glass of CINDY DOUNNGGGG!! wtf! or better yet a glass of klang river. wtf.
3. If you had a choice, would you rather get wedged in between Valarie Chai's armpit or be the pilot in an Indian Airlines' cockpit?
i heard valarie lost fuckin a lot of weight weh. or was it she went to the gym alot. something like that la. she's change

from this

to this

wtf

4. If you had a choice, would you smell a bucket of shit or look at an Indian or kill a snake?
kill a snake with the bucket of indian shit. wtf. if thats what u call it these days. wtf.
5. If you had a choice, would you date Ashley Ching or Tze Ching or Tze Weng or Ming Shen or Jin-Shern?
honestly.. you guys did a really good job you deserve a pat on the back.. ITS A LAPPPTOP!! wtf.
6. If you had a choice, would you do Mr. Liew or Mr. Joachim or Mr. Thomas?
in a jiffy. wtf. i'd do all 3 at once in a row. mr.liew first, then joachim, then thomas, then me. wtf.
7. If you had a choice, would you rather be smart but ugly or stupid but good-looking or teh-o ais limau but no teh-o ais?
i'd rather be the latter. wtf. how bout a teh-o-ais, no teh, no ais, tambah air bandung, kurang limau. wtf.
8. If you had a choice, would you eat Roti Canai with kari or dahl or Sehen?i'd eat ravva thosai with klang river water. wtf. banjir please. wtf. geddit geddit? or maybe i'd do romeo tay. wtf.
9. If you had a choice, would you tell Siew Li that she's ugly or tell Eeflin that she's pretty or slit your throat?
i'd slit eeflin's throat, tell siew li that the knife is heavy, ask her to hold it for a while, then run away. wtf.
10. If you had a choice, would you lick a Black dude's penis or lick Yei Lee's pimply face or licka' lucka' wakalaka pimpom plok?
what goes black, red, black, red, black, red, black, red, white? wtf. scroll down and see! wtf

a nigga masturbating. wtf.

or maybe i'd do romeo tay. wtf.
reminds me of a time where we drove down to cheras from klia for 2 hours to yam cha with a certain someone i'm not gonna say who wen loong but in the end got ffkei'ed. wtf.

Best 10 Questions....EVER

2007-04-24T21:31:00.000-07:00

1. If you had a choice, would you do this questionnaire or not do it or do Romeo Tay?
of course do romeo tay la.. im damn hamsap wan...wtf.
2. If you had a choice, would you chug a beer or chug a glass of horse jizz or chugga' lugga' wakalaka pimpom plok?
i would chugga lugga wakalaka pimpom plok gokalaba norimasu nakamura jin shern wen loong sehen the ugly dark keling macha nada nada tada! wtf..
3. If you had a choice, would you rather get wedged in between Valarie Chai's armpit or be the pilot in an Indian Airlines' cockpit?
oh fuck.. this is a hard one... ummm... indian airlines cockpit sucking on jon wong's cock while his steering..wtf..
4. If you had a choice, would you smell a bucket of shit or look at an Indian or kill a snake?
smell a bucket of shit...
5. If you had a choice, would you date Ashley Ching or Tze Ching or Tze Weng or Ming Shen or Jin-Shern?
jin shern...forever and ever babe..wtf..
6. If you had a choice, would you do Mr. Liew or Mr. Joachim or Mr. Thomas?
okerrrrrr!!!
7. If you had a choice, would you rather be smart but ugly or stupid but good-looking or teh-o ais limau but no teh-o ais?
its "uncle teh ping yat pui..." "hah??!!"...wtf..
8. If you had a choice, would you eat Roti Canai with kari or dahl or Sehen?
i'll have it with sehen.. wtf...
9. If you had a choice, would you tell Siew Li that she's ugly or tell Eeflin that she's pretty or slit your throat?
slit my throat...cant think of a better way..wtf...
10. If you had a choice, would you lick a Black dude's penis or lick Yei Lee's pimply face or licka' lucka' wakalaka pimpom plok?
i would licka lucka wakalaka pimpom plok gokalaba norimasu nakamura jin shern wen loong sehen the ugly dark keling macha nada nada tada! wtf..

10 questions dei

2007-04-24T18:34:00.000-07:00

1. Adam or Eve or Evelyn or Evelyn and Crabtree?
evelyn all the way...
2. Green Tea or Shuet Cha or dei macha?
siew li can ah? wtf...
3. Handphone or cellphone or telefon bimbit or Kelly Tey aka. Bibit wtf wtf?!
teh o ais limau sound better...
4. Pizza Hut or Domino Pizza or Leaning Tower of Pizza or Tommy Fai?
WHO THE FUCK IS TOMMY FAI???????!!!!
5. Car or house or whale?
WOW!! smart question.. yei li..wtf...
6. Dolphin or Jia Enn or Linda or Valerie Chan?
mahai.. why so many choices wan.. tiuz.. err.. dolphin la..
7. John Lim or Jon Wong or Elisa?
john lim..
8. Kin Yip or Soon Fatt or Fen Jim?
soon fatt deii!!!! yah man.. sound like sme chinese tai chow restaurant..wtf..
9. Vietnam or Cambodia or Thailand or DONG DIK LANG NAK CLOCK CLOCK PNOMH PENH?
MATCHAT! dong dik lang nak clock clock its 3:32am adi la tius.. good night la..
10. Sizuka from Doraemon or Misty from Pokemon or Kimberly from Power Rangers?
kimberly la.. im not jinshern.. oni jin shern wana fuck cartoons weh...

Hung tau sui wtf

2007-02-11T20:07:00.000-08:00

Self-taught hairstylist.....

Damn power k. Not only do I cut my own hair, I cut my bro's as well k. Now he's a full-on visual kei leidi wtf

Fucking Reita wannabe wtf

So uh, who's next? Anyone wanna' lemme' cut ar? wtf. FOC mm k.

And uh...stop looking at his red beans and his stupid nose cloth wtf

Odd Ones Out

2007-02-07T15:16:00.000-08:00

Ben and Angelo damn sesat in this photo wtf wtf

TAG!!! wtf.

2006-12-14T23:54:00.000-08:00

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Philip Lee Fee Lip
Birth Date: 21/07/1987
Current Status: Student
eye colour: Dark Brown
hair colour: Black
righty or lefty: Righty
zodiac sign: Cancerian

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
your heritage: chinese, but i look like a malay to most of you. wtf
your fears: compulsive-wtf.blogspot.com not an active blog anymore. wtf.
your weakness: Catch-A-Poo
your perfect pizza: Pizza Hut's Pizzas. wtf. simple enough la.. no need pisang emas wan la. wtf.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: Am i ever gonna see jin shern ever again?
Your Bedtime: 12am
your most missed memory: Form 4 jackass season

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
pepsi or coke: ice lemon tea. wtf.
mcdonald's or burger king: pizza hut. wtf
single or group dates: single
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
lipton tea or nestea: nescafe. wtf.
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla and choc
cappuccino or coffee: coffee.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
smoke: trying to stop. uh huh... wtf
curse: all the FUCKING time

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank Alcohol: At a party
Gone TO The Mall: The Curve
Been On Stage: No
eaten sushi: Hate sushi
dyed your hair: never

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played A Stripping Game: no.. too fat to play.. wtf
Changed who you were to fit in: no

LAYER EIGHT:
Age you're hoping to be married: i'll leave this blank.. thank you...

LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL
best eye colour: dark brown
best hair colour: let's just stick to brunette girls..
short or long hair: long

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: doing layer one to nine..wtf
1 hour ago: played ping pong
4.5 hours ago: on the way to college
1 month ago: probably jerking off...wtf
1 year ago: courting nicole. wtf.

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: nicole la duh wtf
I feel: like eating something cus im hungry
I hate: to be tagged. wtf.
I hide: when i see my parents coming home while i was surfing porn. wtf.
I miss: no one but jin shern. and nicole as well. wtf
I need: more kwai lou frens. im sick of asians already wtf

LAYER TWELVE:
TAG 9 OR MORE PEOPLE
stellawtfgang and eeflin. wtf.

Layer

2006-12-13T02:16:00.000-08:00

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Chin-sernn wtf
Birth Date: 07/05/1987
Current Status: apprentice/entry level cook wtf wtf
eye colour: dark brown
hair colour: dark brown
righty or lefty: right for all the delicate stuff and left for power. write with right but play sports with left. same goes for my legs. play sports with left leg and write with right leg wtf
zodiac sign: taurus. tauren cheftain wtf

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
your heritage: chinese. but then i might have a lil bit of malay blood as well. i'm serious wtf
your fears: not being able to make it big in the culinary industry wtf
your weakness: i suck at pastry arts wtf
your perfect pizza: Thin Crust Pizza topped with Slices of Eeflin Tenderloin, lavished in Banana Flavoured Kaya and garnished with Slices of Pisang Emas wtf

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: "oh no slept for 12 hours. now i feel dam guilty. wtf"
Your Bedtime: anytime after 2am and before 10.30am wtf
your most missed memory: Form 4 jackass season wtf

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
pepsi or coke: peksi hahahahah ah beng joke wtf. i hate cola. only pop i drink is ginger ale or 7-up or sprite
mcdonald's or burger king: mcd's even though i'm sick of it wtf
single or group dates: no date. sex only please wtf
Adidas or Nike: i personally dislike both. only the shoes are worth purchasing. i'd choose nike wtf
lipton tea or nestea: nestea green iced tea
chocolate or vanilla: choc
cappuccino or coffee: coffee dei. but then tim horton's french vanilla ice capp rocks la wtf

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
smoke: when tossing food up in the air on high heat
curse: niama fahhhhh chong fun arh! wtf chee cheong fun wtf

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank Alcohol: a tall can of heineken whilst watching nacho libre with aubrey the geeky indon wtf
Gone TO The Mall: woodbine mall which is in the blackest and most dangerous neighbourhood in toronto wtf
Been On Stage: no
eaten sushi: all-you-can-eat sushi lunch wtf
dyed your hair: no

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played A Stripping Game: no.. coz i dont have gal frens to play with wtf
Changed who you were to fit in: i just did when i started college. wtf

LAYER EIGHT:
Age you're hoping to be married: not planning to. i'm gonna dedicate my life to cooking, shuffling and computer games wtf wtf

LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL
best eye colour: aqua but then must be asian wtf
best hair colour: dirty blonde but then must be asian wtf
short or long hair: long for sure
hello, e.g: lala ah lien who speaks english better than me wtf

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 minute ago: ate chicken strips with apple mango chutney
1 hour ago: baking and pastry arts final exam
4.5 hours ago: walked to class
1 month ago: just finished baking class
1 year ago: lepaking with brother and audrey ooi wtf

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: scallops wtf
I feel: relieved after completing all exams this semester
I hate: it when i burn the onions wtf
I hide: in my room when i play computer games wtf
I miss: kelly tey wah seh...wtf actually no i dont miss her that much compared to my dad wtf
I need: more asian friends! wtf dam sick of kwai lous wtf

LAYER TWELVE: TAG 9 OR MORE PEOPLE
giles, wloong, litat, feelip, aiyah all the stella idiots la including eeflin wtf

You bald piece of shit....

2006-10-16T20:33:00.000-07:00

http://www.sickanimation.com/imagesandflash/lasttwomen.swf

I wonder if u know..

2006-09-20T15:04:00.000-07:00

Poot Poot Poot Poot Poot Poot Poot...wtf..poooooooooooooooot...wtf..the pleasant sounds of a motorbike. wtf.

On a Tuesday night, i headed to a birthday party over at a friend's place very near my house in ss2. After dinner, everybody started to talk some cock n stuff, n as usual all the smokers were outside the house. Anyway a friend of mine started to mess with one of our friend's motorbike. The next thing u know, itchy hand lah tiu go there accelerate make some nooooooise. wtf. poot poot wtf. Then slowly step by step..start to get on the bike..accelerate with 1st gear..move around unstably..scared fall down scratch ur leg n shit. After 15 minutes of going around, its time to move on wtf. "Wei wei wei, how to change gear ?" said Fen Jim. "Ohh u accelerate, like a car lah..let go accelarator masuk gear n accelerate again. Its semi-automatic so no clutch." said his friend. N then i went o.O so easy ar? So go faster abit...OHH VERY FAST OHHH FAST N FURIOUS OHHH..wtf. Then start singing "I wonder if u know, how to be a mat moto" at the top of my voice until a nearby neighbour started shouting from the garden of his house. "OIII PUN YEH SAM KAN CHOR MOTOR CHOU MAT KUAI ?"
MaChaoHai after enough jakun-ing with the bike..i was asked to send some stuffs back to a friend's place. Yeah..i sent the stuffs with the motorbike as my transport. Fucking nice k..all the air gushing to ur face n ur head n stuff. Thats becoz i wasnt wearing a helmet. wtf. Unlike FeeLip ss2 is a very insecure lack of police neighbourhood so theres no worry about riding about without a fuckin helmet n getting caught with it n attempt to run away from the police MAT REMPIT style.
I think Mat Rempits are damn cool. With their modified sports motorbike rims, Transformers sticker...Korn/Metallica/Skullhead T-Shirts or their T-Shirt flying up showing their very skinny but muscular body. Omg..ive found my new passion. To be a successful mat rempit..n to star in Malaysia's most highly anticipated movie..Remp-it. Now that its out..i wish to be in the 2nd sequel called Remp-it : Balas Dendam Brader-Brader Rempit. Translated ( Remp-it: Revenge of the Rempit Brothers). To think that my Mum works in Yamaha motor company brings me much opportunities to this industry to be a rempit. Just imagine, I can get my rempit friends grandstand tickets to watch Moto GrandPrix in Sepang Circuit n they get discounted prices if they buy Yamaha Bikes through my Mum. Its gonna increase sales in the company coz one rempit buy all rempit buy. Not bad wei, Rempits are damn cool weii..if i be a rempit i wanna call myself...........Muhammad Hairulnizam bin Azaharuddin.. Damn cool right the name?
Nama saya Hairul. Saya seorang rempit professional. wtf.

Seriously i think i got potential lor to be rempit right guys? Superman..LazyBoy pose wtf. I cant wait for them to take me in as their extra after their 2nd movie. Their 3rd movie already planning n its called Remp-it : Terlalu Pantas Terlalu Ganas.

Fuck wei, im damn sleepy. Ooooook lar ciao. Must go to sleep n dream of riding with rempits on LDP highway n Hartamas Road with the Gang wei. wtf.

P.S: FeeLip..STFU lah..u smoke so loud tiu. wtf. I burn u so wat..u see lah mahai next time..i do my rempit super pose n burn u at the same time. Fucking hell i sure masuk Buku Rekod Guinness Edisi Rempit wan..

shuffling isnt cool anymore

2006-09-17T23:01:00.000-07:00

eh eh eh.. pls la.. who shuffles anymore.. so outdated already.. we all groove armada adi.. but then our friend damn potong. like what angelo said, he's ready to pay 50 bucks for the ticket.. enough stash, enough liquor. but in the end, guess wat happen, our friend here, wen loong, said that he cant get tickets cause its all sold out. WAHHH!! DAMN POTONG WEH! groove armada hou mou.. how can lidat wan? heineken thirst la dei. wtf.
but anyway, thts not the point, the point is no one is shuffling now already. cause shuffling is so not cool man. wtf. aiyah, fuck off la. nia ma sei canadian. shuffle shuffle. now your nuts drop to the floor and u cant find it back. AHHH! SHUFFLE LA SHUFFLE! never learn wan. later u end up like wl in incubus concert then oni u know. HAH!??!! just because taking off your shirt is cool, doesnt mean u must do it. the consequences you have to deal with is hazardous. because we all have to go look for his shirt after the concert. our very own encore session. wtf. and the trouble u put your friends through. mahai ah. but chilling la. the cake shirt was ok wat. wtf. at least you din lose your pants. wtf. if jin shern continue to shuffle like hayden, den he might lose his pants. wtf. and his shirt as well. why? dunno simply la.
wtf.
aih.. sien lan jor la... nothing to cock about already. eh jim, mahai, i smoke damn loud your problem ah. i havent count the amount of times u burn kau me "accidentally". 'eh!! wat happen? got ants bite you ah? here got red ants meh? no ah..'. fucker mahai chibai yoramai.. wtf... kelly! wtf. jorneden your haaaiiirrrr!!! wtf.
aiyah. ok la ciao.

Eh eh, dancing mouuuuu???

2006-09-17T03:31:00.000-07:00

Mmmmm...
So I was rockin' it in one of those dodgy ass underground style rave clubs in downtown Toronto 2 days ago. Haven't went dancing for a long time now and they were spinning trance and hard dance all night long. By the end of the night (or rather the next morning), I rocked it so hard that my nuts were somewhere on the ground but no where to be found. wtf.

I don't know bout' you guys but I'm certainly still a full-on raver/shuffler/rocker/chutkeuk'er. wtf. The last time I saw you guys doing it, I seriously thought that you guys looked like a bunch of donkey kongs doing the river dance. Please tell me that at least one of you can actually rock it and not make it look as though you're dancing to Loituma. wtf.

I know this shuffling thing's kinda' old and dull now and shufflers can't get any pun-tangs and shit coz they cant shuffle and dirty dance at the same time but fuck lah, it's about doing it coz it makes you feel good dei, not doing it to grab the attention of different colours of vaginas. wtf.

Mmm kk. Just wanted to release a bit of steam coz I'm still quite pumped about 2 days ago. wtf. Ok ciao.

2006-09-12T19:31:00.000-07:00

A random pic of my dustbin in my room. Not a very good sign is it?
I cleaned that dustbin on Sunday morning before i went to sleep. Ill have to thank Angelo for this. wtf. Thank god i dont see a broken bong in my dustbin, coz that would be hurtful if u made that thing with precision n much patience...right Angelo? wtf

With ciggy prices driving ppl up their asses, we still buy ciggies. Coz a cigarette a day keeps the doctors away. wtf. Serious one. wtf. Dont take cigarette we pass out wei..can die one lah..take also die, dont take also die. How? Take lah of course leave longer mah. Its quite obvious that im bored bcoz im ranting bullshit. So wat if u dont like it. I like ah..our blog ah..n nobody bothers to update ah..except the damn free fatass. wtf.

Lets all try to stop smoking dei..Its good for health i know..but..too much of something good makes it bad. Like "CheeYauChaaaa" wtf. Yalah yalah u all probably thinking, mahai FenJim stop smoking? *LOL* *LOL* fuck him lah he will never one lah. Thats y lor..u all know ill never, but then i want u all to stop lor. I want u all to live long enough to see my black lungs during my funeral dei. wtf. Dont lah bring me some ciggies to throw into my grave when i die lah k? Cheng me last pack lah last pack. wtf. Especially FeeLip lor, mahai suck in smoke noisy like fuck like that. STFU lah smoke also must make wanking sound. Ben also smoke so much. For fucks ar, slap ur sister 10 times ask her to stop also. wtf. John Lim listen to ur anime gf MingShen n stop also lah.
Giles leh always leeching off my cigarettes when i see him. MCH!. Expensive lah woi but nvm i not so kiam until i dont give even sweets, unlike some ppl in Canada. Wai Kit n Wen Loong that two Cheras kiaaa always say wanna stop wanna stop. Then stop. wtf. After that fucking start again if u dont see them forawhile. Fucking SOHAI WEN LOONG N WAI KIT. wtf.
N Angelo..watever he is smoking is 4 times worst than normal ciggies. So he might fly up to the skies earlier than me. MIGHT lah..if he does ill buy him a double action Pyrex bong so that he can have his partner up there both have a hit at one time.

Fucking sien lah. Nothing to talk cock about edi
Ok lah ciao.

Anyways......

2006-09-11T15:19:00.001-07:00

w00t..what's happening to every stella wtfers man..

a lil update on all stella as i know it..
Jon Wong
Has shifted to shah alam temporarily because mr. wong finally decided to revamp his whole house n make it look new. The last time i heard about him was that he's going to some keling country to help some keling ppl. I'm glad he isn't going India itself, I wouldve stopped him personally myself even if i have to lose weight. I dont want him to come back with the kari dahl syndrome. N he might learn the indian accent there, ill slap his boney ass if he did that.

Jin Shern
This dumb cunt here has started college in culinary arts n i was told that his got assignment edi..to create a 3 course indian menu..naturally i just asked him to write roti canai..but the chef would shove a wooden spoon soaked in olive oil as lubricant up his ass if he did that..so he decided kari dahl..n there goes alice durrrrrrga..remembered..everytime we eat kari dahl..

Wen Loong
Just last Saturday I was outside this mother fucker's house to go eat dim sum with him. I live in ss2, he lives in Cheras. I went all the fucking way there in hope to chuck a few siew mais and pau..n lou mai kai..n pai kuat..n porridge down my smoke infested throat. All that foreplay before the food was useless when i found out that mother fucker forgot about our dim sum date and Lepas Kapal Terbang on me. I was there..waiting for him to reply my miss call n msg. Half an hour passed, so i just drove off. Yes Yes i dont have car..BabyShenShen in currently still in the hospital n i just went to visit her bringing flowers and such. So pitiful sob sob wtf. So i used my mum's old trusty honda. I swear ill get back at u wen loong. Im keeping a grudge on u about this.

Giles
I would like to inform all Stella's that Giles Ching will not be available at the moment till the 30th of September due to some personal reasons that i canot disclose. But fuck that shit, his been going out with one of his ex..apparently they look very loving..yeah yeah not ashley lar..that one old news edi..n giles was at ss2 the other day with the girl n other friends. SS2 MAN..THATS LIKE 100M from my house. Is it that hard to call someone 100m away just to have a ciggy break n catch up a little HAH!??! HARH !!!?!? wtf. But nevertheless he wont call till 30th. End of story.

Angelo
I called Angelo up the other day only to know that a friend is in his house..As we all know it..when Angelo has someone in the house..He could only be doing ONE THING..we all know it...yeap...yeap...his flying..wtf. And also i saw a file that contains the word "SDC" that meant SAFETY DRIVING CENTRE...Nope ur not reading wrongly..his taking license..angelo..But Me Jon Wong n Giles have made a vow to never ever sit Angelo's car even after he gets his P..OR even after he gets a proper license. His coordination just sucks. But somehow can play guitar so well with those deformed twisted fingers that he owns.

John Lim
Same old Same old. He lasered his eyes n therefore do not need to wear specs now thx to Doctor Lim dei..Pakar Mata Lim dei...wtf. And yet i canot bring myself to understand y the FUCK IS HE STILL WEARING GLASSES? According to him.."Tiu..my oakley glasses yeng mah..wear at night lah..". Fucking bullshit..father wasted time on him. So at anytime i see him wearing glasses id take it out n ask him the same question, n i get the same reply. His hair is now getting longer n it looks uglier by the day. I hope he reads this shit n fucking get a hair cut. wtf.

Sehen Shaun a/l Somasundram
I just like to say it..Say it again if u find it stupid. wtf. The only keling in the group, is doing wat kelings do best lah..wat else. Lingaming here n there with his new found Not Keling girlfriend. His in HELP now..i forgot wat course..i cant stand him lah mahai damn lingam. He keeps saying he hates HELP..he likes taylors better...There we have it lo..Lingamness..wats he doing in HELP if he hates it so much..But still i enjoy going to the clubs with him sometimes coz he always give me this thing i call the Keling's Shine of Hope..where he lingams u into believing that u can actually get to know that Hot Russian Chick..OR that Hot Chinese Chick in the club with his help n will get u laid by the end of the night. By the end of the night..he will come up to u n say..sorry lah dei machaaaaaaaaaaa...my keling magic didnt work. wtf.

Fee Lip
This one..no news..nothing..the last time i saw him was at saujana being the idiot he is together with me. Rolling down golf course's grass with Li Tat holding on to him. For a friend ive been with for 12 years plus..I really got nothing to say about u..Im sorry..U know i still love u right. wtf. And also still together with Nicole as usual..bumming around n stuff..i still wonder if u already done that thing on the phone yet..ill leave it to ur imagination.

Ben Ong
Mmmmmmmm....last time i saw him was at TGI Friday's at The Curve. Was kinda short becoz i left early. Well he's fine..the other day didnt seem to happy for some problems came up with him. But im sure hes fine smoking away them cigarettes.

Li Tat
Yah dei our only malay in the group. wtf. Have u all seen his hair? The last time i saw him..i seriously thought i was looking at some paria malay rempit wei..but still hes fine..in monash with Ah Loong. He also seldom call edi lor, got his own college life n friends to attend to.

Wai Kit
Heard he wanted to do mechanics, ill be having a chat with him soon. But do ur degree in accounting or smth 1st as i heard. Since ur already that far out. Dont fall to the dark side like me dei..

So, Thats about all the stella's n about how much i know about them currently. Since no1 has bothered to update the blog, again jin shern has been fucking around with me n asking me to EHHH UPDATE THE BLOG LAHH!! fucking bitch. Ill shove Rosemary leaves up ur ass when u come back here in 2008 wei u fuck. Cant u ppl update abit about urselves.

"Eh this song damn fucking catchy right?"

2006-09-10T10:34:00.000-07:00

Loituma

Malou damn catchy. Fukn' stuck in my head!

"Lei hou MEHHHHHNNN arh! Ngo chung yi ah!"

2006-08-20T06:05:00.000-07:00

You can only vote once. So vote wisely mm kay.

2006-08-10T23:33:00.000-07:00

What do you think "S'il vous plaÃ®t" (pronounced as "Sill voo pleh") means?
giles said its pastries. wtf.
Kamdar or Fajar?
fajar. just because it sounds like faraj. wtf.
Which stella wtf'er do you think has the biggest unit?
me
Would you do Valerie Chai if she went for lyposuction, rhinoplasty, tummy tuck and sweat glands removal?
no
Eeflin or Jess?
how about evelyn AND jess. wtf.
If you were threatened with a gun and you're forced to do Mr. Liew or Ram, which one would you choose?
mr liew. im not into inter-racial.
Do you think your mom would be hot if she's 20 years younger, wears a corporate outfit and works for Ernst&Young?
no
Who's hotter, Big Bird, Ronald McDonald, Barney, Yei Lee, or Ashley Ching?
big bird, ronald, barney and ashley is hotter than yei lee. wtf.
What will you name your son and daughter?
son: eeflin
daughter: evelyn
wtf.
Who would you do, John Lim or Ming Shen? If you don't choose either one, you'll go to hell when you die. wtf!
john lim. friends always come first la. wtf.
Where's Wen Loong's birthmark located at? Left breast or right breast?
right.
What comes to mind when you see the word "showerhead"?
giles. wtf.
If your parents didn't name you what they named you, what name do you think they would have named you?
philip.
If you were born with tentacles and a 16 inch unit, what do you think will happen to you?
i'll find a mirror and shout 'why cant i be uglier'. wtf.
Which is your favourite body part to shoot your load on?
the haiRRrrRRr. wtf. breast.
Which is your favourite body part to get shot on?
wtf!! i will never let anyone shoot on me. wtf. except jin shern. wtf.
You have 3 wishes. What do you wish for?
jin shern to be fatter, jin shern to crash his plane, jin shern to shoot his load all over me. wtf. oh yeahhhh~~~... wtf.
Who would you do, Bernerd, Mooi Chew, Ashley Ching or Boon Aik?
bernerd. cause he's a nerd. wtf.
If Boon Aik confessed to you that he's gay, what would you do?
id bitch slap him and fuck kau him why he din let me know earlier. wtf.
If Wen Loong confessed to you that he shagged Fen Jim, what would you do?
i will bitch slap him also because he shagged my 13 years long best friend. wtf.
What will you do if you're a girl for only one day?
i will go to a park and do a para para sakura strip dance. wtf.
Which is stronger, earthworm or tofu?
tofu. because tofu can earthworm, but earthworm kenot tofu. wtf.
If you can kill someone and get away with it, who will you kill?
stamford's head of school.
Rosemary, basil, thyme, bay leaf, oregano, parsley or cilantro?
cilantro.
If a peach and a cucumber fight with one another, who do you think will prevail?
neither. im thinking papaya. wtf.
Which language do you find to be the sexiest?
french. cause french kissing is sexy too. wtf.
Would you screw a Kiosk 60 cent muffin or would you screw a piece of potato bread?
muffin. jin shern dun like potato flavour la. wtf.
What's the most embarassing moment in your life?
when john asked me to sleep with him but i din want to just because im sleeping with his brother joseph. wtf.
What will you do if you're caught surfing porn by your mom?
i'll blame my dad. wtf.
Do you think Fee Lip is still a virgin?
i think he's neither. wtf.
This is a simply yes or no question.
i dunno la. its quite hard. i shall get back to you next week.
What's Ben's father's name?
ben is ben's father's son. so ben is ben jr. so his dad is ben sr. la. wtf.
Do you think Jonathan's father, Kan Hong has a mistress in Taiwan?
dunno. but i bet his father got magic kaki in taiwan. wtf.
Angelo has curly hair. How do you think his pubic hair looks like?
its the same thing la.
What's Fen Jim's favourite drink?
teh 'O' ais limau.
Would you do the 15 year old Eeflin or would you do the 55 year old Eeflin?
15
Who's you favourite stella wtf'er?
me
Who's Wen Loong's favourite stella wtf'er?
me
Who's Carloz?
david.
If Michelle didn't end up with Sehen, do you think she would have ended up with David Anthony Francis?
no..i think she would've ended up with me. wtf.
Lastly, what name for a girl sounds the hottest when paired up with the surname Tan?
mai sounds ok. but the best is leroy. wtf.

Questionnaire of Love Tailored Specially For Giles

2006-08-10T20:06:00.000-07:00

What do you think "S'il vous plaît" (pronounced as "Sill voo pleh") means? And no, don't you fucking dare google it.
it means silver plate said in french...If thats not the answer then it has to be jin shern with 5 tits and 2 dicks mashed into a pussy..wtf...i think its a pastry

Kamdar or Fajar?
Kamdar dei...the cloth there is lovely

Which stella wtf'er do you think has the biggest unit?
pffft me la of course...

Would you do Valerie Chai if she went for lyposuction, rhinoplasty, tummy tuck and sweat glands removal?
wtf is rhinoplasty??does that mean she has a rhino horn??mmm...no

Eeflin or Jess?
since evelyn reads this blog more than jess...i stil choose jess...wtf

If you were threatened with a gun and you're forced to do Mr. Liew or Ram, which one would you choose?
i'd fukn get shot la obviously...chinese all the way weh

Do you think your mom would be hot if she's 20 years younger, wears a corporate outfit and works for Ernst&Young?
nope

Who's hotter, Big Bird, Ronald McDonald, Barney, Yei Lee, or Ashley Ching?
ronald mcdonald wearing the big bird costume with yei lee and ashley ching in the same costume

What will you name your son and daughter?
since i cant name them 007 anymore..wicken ching la diu..and..for daughter...mm...daughter ching..wtf

Who would you do, John Lim or Ming Shen? If you don't choose either one, you'll go to hell when you die. wtf!
john lim la of course...friend's chick cannot mess one

Where's Wen Loong's birthmark located at? Left breast or right breast?
on his chicken breast..wtf..right la..i think

What comes to mind when you see the word "showerhead"?
ronald mcdonald in a big bird suit

If your parents didn't name you what they named you, what name do you think they would have named you?
they wouldve named me..wicken..wtf

If you were born with tentacles and a 16 inch unit, what do you think will happen to you?
i'd star in a real life porn movie where the girl hero with big breasts goes to fight off demons naked and in the end have to challenge me which would in turn end up with me fukn her whilst holding her hands and legs with my tentacles n using my 16 inch unit to fuk her pussy whilst my last tentacle anals her

Which is your favourite body part to shoot your load on?
the knee cap dei...wtf...i guess it would be breasts lah..

Which is your favourite body part to get shot on?
wtf..head so the fella can go head shot!..wtf...the sole of my foot la diu..least gross

You have 3 wishes. What do you wish for?
mm...more wishes...and a tentacles and a 16 inch unit..wtf..and more naked hero characters

Who would you do, Bernerd, Mooi Chew, Ashley Ching or Boon Aik?
i would do neither...fuck u im not answering this shit weh...i'd do michelle though

If Boon Aik confessed to you that he's gay, what would you do?
darren is gay??i would let him be la hiuh..

If Wen Loong confessed to you that he shagged Fen Jim, what would you do?
i would go...mmmMFhfhoffockKEkee sohai prop..wtf

What will you do if you're a girl for only one day?
go to the girls toilet n bitch smack all the ugly fat girls there and ask them to go on camp jim..wtf..oh and also stare at my boobs for the whole friggin day..

Which is stronger, earthworm or tofu?
earthworm...coz an earthworm can tofu but a tofu cant earthworm..wtf

If you can kill someone and get away with it, who will you kill?
mmmmmmm...valerie chai....no la...ehm...no one dei im a peaceful person

Rosemary, basil, thyme, bay leaf, oregano, parsley or cilantro?
oregano..so i can make shapes out of paper..wtf

If a peach and a cucumber fight with one another, who do you think will prevail?
uhm..cucumber...

Which language do you find to be the sexiest?
indian

Would you screw a Kiosk 60 cent muffin or would you screw a piece of potato bread?
oh is a jar dei 60 cent muffin definately..its softer than potato bread

What's the most embarassing moment in your life?
mmm...when jin shern asked me whether i wanted to do it with him.n i secretly wanted to but i said no..wtf

What will you do if you're caught surfing porn by your mom?
i would go...mmMmMpfPKFkekekek prop sohai...

Do you think Fee Lip is still a virgin?
dont know actually...haha really dont know..i would say.....dont know

This is a simply yes or no question. Yes or No?
mmmmmmmmm........hmmmm.....maybe itssss....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................................
hmmmmmm

What's Ben's father's name?
mr.ong

Do you think Jonathan's father, Kan Hong has a mistress in Taiwan?
no la..jon's dad is cool man

Angelo has curly hair. How do you think his pubic hair looks like?
like his hair on his head la

What's Fen Jim's favourite drink?
tall glass of shut the fuck up

Would you do the 15 year old Eeflin or would you do the 55 year old Eeflin?
15 la hiuh...do i go to jail first?

Who's you favourite stella wtf'er?
me

Who's Wen Loong's favourite stella wtf'er?
me

Who's Carloz?
me..wtf

If Michelle didn't end up with Sehen, do you think she would have ended up with David Anthony Francis?
no..i think she would've ended up with jon coz jon loves her...wtf

Lastly, what name for a girl sounds the hottest when paired up with the surname Tan?
Ka or Mai.

The best survey ever.

2006-08-10T19:59:00.000-07:00

If you could rename man's dick, what would you call it?
eeflin. wtf.
If you had 5 nipples and 2 dicks, would you have them removed or let nature take its course?
if wen loong start playing with my nipples, and its double the pleasure, i will let nature take its course. wtf.
If you had a choice, and you have to choose on,do seng kin or valerie chai??u can't kill yourself and u cant make them do each other.
malou, must ask this kinda question wan ah? i'd do valerie chai. i aint fuckin a guy weh. i might do jin shern la, but not seng kin. wtf.
if u saw wen han and tjun hoe 69ing and u had a camera, what would u do?
i'll take a snapshot, then blackmail both of them. if they don't do the 'Hovering Butterfly', i'll release the photo. wtf.
If u could see any 2 animals having sex, which would u choose to see?
lions and deers. wahh. confirm damn alot of blood wan. wtf. cause the deer will be eaten by the lion and then the lion will bite ben's waja's tyre and then ben cannot do anything cause his spare tyre got eaten by the tiger. wtf.
What's the stupidest thing you've done with your dick?
i cant believe im publicly announcing the stupidest thing ive done with my dick to all of you. wtf weh. but anyway, i was about 5 i think, i have massive amount of tissue paper taped around it. wtf.
If you could one night standing the hottest chick alive but after that night ur dick gets chopped of, would u do it?
yes. no doubt. if my dick can grow back like my hair la. wtf.
What's the stupidest thing u've ever done with the stella maris gang?
stella maris = jackass stuntman. so, the stupidest thing i ever did, was to leap off the stairs and land on my already fractured elbow. its that or me acting as darth vader, having a dual with jonathan wong, using the classrooms fluorescent light our as light sabers. wtf. yeah, you guessed right, we throw it out the window.
If u had superman's powers, what would u do?
i will bomb down jin shern's plane when he's coming back to malaysia. wtf. just so to test superman's speed and see if he can save jin shern. wtf. (refer to question "why is superman's clothing so tight?)
A cake with the diameter of 30 cm would need how many eggs to make it the perfect texture?
60? cause i used 30cm X 2. wtf.
if u could see any one of the sm gang naked which one would it be and why?
jonathan. his ass damn fucking fair weh. wtf.
What is Sehen's full name?
Sehen Shaun anak lelaki Somasundram. wtf.
What's the dumbest/funniest thing ur gf/ex-gf has ever told u?
i love you. wtf. i think its "i give you 2 choices, you choose. watch movie A or movie B". i said movie A. " she replied with "lets just watch movie B la". wtf.
How much is John lim's spectacle power?
500-700?
Is eeflin stupid enough to join in the SM gang?
too fucking stupid. so no she cant. wtf.
If cows drank lemon grass jelly drink, would their milk turn sour?
no. but if that cow drank coffee bean i think their milk will turn bitter sweet. wtf wtf.
Why is superman's clothing so tight?
why? can you imagine flying and dressing like 50 cent? wtf.
'=) <-- your first though of that picture is?
a smiley with a mole on top of his/her left eye. wtf.
Rate this quiz from 1-10, 1 being the best and 10 being the best.
5. somewhere in the middle la. not being the best, and not really the best also. wtf.
If your nipple could talk, what would u want it to say?
it will say "got milk?" everytime someone touches it. wtf.
Your high score for catch a poo is??if you havent played it..its at www.arcadevault.com
85.
Based on your feelings, what do you think the Stella Maris gang is aiming to achieve???
recruiting members. wtf. if by any chance, should the gang fail to convert evelyn FULLY, we will consider recruiting new members. wtf. and ditch eeflin. wtf seriously la, more reunion dinner or gathering. no need to wait up for the CB wan la.
If "ang" is changed to "dumb" and "el" changed to "fuck", what is angelo's new name?
dumbfucko.
If u had to choose, and you cant kill yourself, mrs kang or mrs param?
param. i dun do HOES. wtf.

Understanding The Stella Maris WTF Gang

2006-08-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

If you could rename man's dick, what would you call it?
Doggy. wtf.

If you had 5 nipples and 2 dicks, would you have them removed or let nature take its course?
I'd have my Doggies warped into pussies but maintain my nipples because I'd be a fucking ownage dei. I'd own that three nippled Martian who appeared in Total Recall. wtf.

If you had a choice, and you have to choose on,do seng kin or valerie chai??u can't kill yourself and u cant make them do each other.
Mahai fucking sick right. Since MUST do either one of them....fuck lah! might as well do both of them lah tiu.

if u saw wen han and tjun hoe 69ing and u had a camera, what would u do?
I'd ask wen han to hold my camera whilst i 69 with eeflin's stepmom. WTF.

If u could see any 2 animals having sex, which would u choose to see?
Clownfish and Ronald McDonald. eh wait...aiyah..Blue whale and earthworm.

What's the stupidest thing you've done with your dick?
I think i was 6 or 7 when i filled it with water and envelope it using the foreskin. WTF.

If you could one night standing the hottest chick alive but after that night ur dick gets chopped of, would u do it?
Yes....provided that i get to dip it in soysauce and eat it when it gets chopped off. wtf.

What's the stupidest thing u've ever done with the stella maris gang?
Getting pepper-sprayed. That, or shitting in handwash sinks and then let the janitor know that the toilet stinks of shit. wtf.

If u had superman's powers, what would u do?
I'd stop the war in the middle east. wahh sey....wtf.

A cake with the diameter of 30 cm would need how many eggs to make it the perfect texture?
Urh..30? one for each cm. wtf.

if u could see any one of the sm gang naked which one would it be and why?
Fen Jim. For fuck's sake, i havent even seen him topless before k. Isnt that reason enough?

What is Sehen's full name?
Sehen Shaun a/l Somasundram wtf. fyi, that "wtf" isn't part of his name. wtf.

What's the dumbest/funniest thing ur gf/ex-gf has ever told u?
Msg me for the answer. wtf.

How much is John lim's spectacle power?
Err...power enough to teabag Ming Shen 381 times. eh wait, tiu, spectacle isit..600.

Is eeflin stupid enough to join in the SM gang?
Stupid enough but still not manly enough. So, no she cant join. wtf.

If cows drank lemon grass jelly drink, would their milk turn sour?
No. If they ate Hi-Sour then maybe lah. wtf.

Why is superman's clothing so tight?
Cos it has better defense compared to a +10 Tights. wtf. But then +10 Tights slotted with Ghostring card is better. wtf.

'=) <-- your first though of that picture is?
Cuppa' tea.

Rate this quiz from 1-10, 1 being the best and 10 being the best.
1.....2...3 4 5, once i caught a fish alive. 6 7 8 9 10, then i let it go again. wtf.

If your nipple could talk, what would u want it to say?
Bonjour. wtf.

Your high score for catch a poo is??if you havent played it..its at www.arcadevault.com
Mahai 90 only.

Based on your feelings, what do you think the Stella Maris gang is aiming to achieve???
Have a gathering back in Malaysia in the year 2008 just so we can strip fenjim and finally see him naked/topless/bottomless/still havent dated yet wtf.

If "ang" is changed to "dumb" and "el" changed to "fuck", what is angelo's new name?
Bonjour. wtf.

If u had to choose, and you cant kill yourself, mrs kang or mrs param?
Mahai! Fucking sick lah...aiyah mrs kang lah just coz she's related to YAHHHH MANNNN PIKSAN DEI!!! wtf.

mmm kk. ok ciao.

nyehehhehehe work survey dei

2006-08-02T21:31:00.000-07:00

what color makes you think of happiness?
white
what would happen if children ruled the world?
uh..utter chaos
what was the best nickname you made up for a friend? why?
leboy..coz its just gay
what's one thing you love about nature?
doggy style
i wish i could see the...?
blog www.odeeps.blogspot.com..advertise gao gao
describe your favorite toy...
has 4 wheels...chairs...radio..windows...guess guess?
what's one thing that makes you truly sad?
canada being cold 24/7 12 months in a year
name a celebrity you would invite to your birthday party...
casey dei..
favorite type of exercise?
sex
i wish everyone loved the...
sex
describe the best teacher you have had so far...
he is quite old..and goes...your heiiiirrrr...its too lohhhnnnggg..wtf
what makes a good neighbor?
has to be a cute girl..who invites u over n asks you to bring your vid cam whilst editting it with the slogan "girls next door"..wtf
describe one feeling that you get on your birthday?
older..
where would you go first if you could fly?
the sky la hiuh
explain the worst punishment you have ever received...
tying me down n putting casey naked right in front of me...that or kt-so...that or kiosk's 60 cent muffins..
3 foods you would take on a picnic...
muffins...mm..sandwhich...no i wont say lobster bisque..stfu...mmm...steak..wtf
i wish i didn't have to...
work
what would you do if it really rained cats and dogs?
play with the cat then ask the dog to eat it
i wish i could touch a...
elephant's schlong..wtf
what's your favorite disney character? why?
nemo..coz he's emo and knows captain nemo from when he made a memo n italy's captain cannavaro who likes to eat caviar and read a dictionary..wtf
describe a bike accident you were in...
i was riding along when both my wheels fell out of the slots and the pedals broke then the spokes flew n killed all my friends around me
name one thing that makes you feel safe...
a safe..wtf
what's one reason why it is important to have good manners...
so that there's no spinach in your teeth
blind or deaf? why?
both...so i can become like the star trek guy with the visor thing wearin an ipod
if you could be an animal, what would you be and why?
rabbit..coz they get to shag the whole day
if you were famous, who would you want to be?
if i were famous diu i'd be me la..
i wished everyone loved the...
sex
what's the one person you go to when you have a problem?
i dont have problems..wtf..f4 dei
least favorite food?
my own cum..
what color would you use to describe yourself?
wtf..didnt i answer this edi...oh...mmmmm....since im wearing blue...blue..

Fee Lip created this damn Questionaire

2006-07-27T19:09:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been attracted to someone older than you? If So, Who?
yeh..and she looks like this..

What was the last thing you ate?
Smoke..wtf
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Before i met the girl above...no..
Who was the last person you danced with?
Uhh...most probably my mom..wtf
Do you dance in your kitchen?
Depends..if i'm cooking...yes..
When was the last time you ate a muffin?
What kinda muffin dei?? ;-). Yesterday..coz they sell for 60 cents for 2 muffins in kiosk and they're not bad actually..
Who's birthday party did you last attend?
My friends one lah hiuh
Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
nup
Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush?
I embarrassed myself in front of a crushed can..does that count??wtf
Wanna go splunking (cave diving)?
Depends who im splunking dei...if not ill just read spunky knights..wtf
If you were president, what's the first law you would pass?
All hot chicks cant wear clothes and have to live with me..
Do you think humans will ever live on other planets?
I think M&M has only 5 colours
Sub or Burger?
Yah dei Submarine dei!!
Dogs or Cats?
Rain
Champange or Wine?
Campaign for Head Prefect
Liquer or Beer?
Kek of beer..wtf
Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston la diu
Aerosmith or The Rolling Stones?
Aerosmith coz Aero can roll and stone but the rolling cannot smith..wtf
Lays or Pringles?
Lapringles.
Dunk'n Donuts or Krispy Kreme?
Fuck u la donuts..Krispy Kreme all the way man
Older or younger Significant Other?
Older than my younger sister and younger than my older sister..wtf
Snapple or Propel?
Propel.
Google or Yahoo?
Google.
Superman or Batman?
Superman.Lazer beam kau batman's belt la tok chat.
T he One Favorite...Sex Position -
Super Saiya kamehameHAAAAAA with a bumble bee and an elephant..dunno leh
Girl Name -
melon
Boy Name -
water

Milkshake Flavor - Anything which will bring the boys to the yard...and their life..is better than yours..i can teach you..but i have to charge..wtf
Ice Cream Dessert - Vannicolate
Song To Dance To - Negaraku..wtf
Cookie - uh....mm...chipsmore lah diu can tthink of any other
Musician/Band - Cosmic Funk dei..wtf..or 4 random dots..
Room In House - my maids room..
Soup - Cabbage soup
Sport - Uhm..i spy sumthin which starts with the letter.....s....then t....then f....then u..wtf...football dei
Drink - tall glass of ....
Holiday - Yeh Chinese new Year dei you said it
Snack - Kiosk 60 cents muffins dei
Friend - do properly mahai

What Do You Think Of When You Hear...

Vegetable - Sex

Hip-Hop -Sex

Pig - Sex

Country - Sex

Sex - Rain

Ring -Sex

Scissors -Sex

String - Sex

Camel - Sex...eh wait...aiya Sex

Blue - Sex

Soda - Sex

Peace - Sex

music or economics?

2006-07-25T00:51:00.000-07:00

i suddenly felt the urge to blog. dunno where i got the OHM from. maybe the thought of being 19 now is tragically scary. mmmm.

everything was fine. everything went well until 2 days ago, 23rd of july, i received a phone call from a music school call ANZTC or something like that. i have no idea what they call it, but its definitely modern music shit. so they gave me a call, and told me that im offered a place at a local music school for a year to study modern jazz and after that, i will be send to the School Of Music in New York. my plan? definitely not doing music. in fact, to be honest, im thinking of doing economics as a major. but all of a sudden, this came, and now im trapped. not to say its a major problem but i dunno what i wana do. music or economics? i had a performance a few weeks ago, some of you might have heard about it, where i performed 2 songs for a seminar for modern music. to perform, i need to submit my certificates as a qualification to play or perform. so i did, and i played and then the next thing u know, they called me up and gave me an offer that i cannot seem to refuse, but to come back to reality, can the music industry in malaysia put up to the standard of living i will probably have next time? in other way of saying it, will i make it as a person, a grown up? and talking about what i wana do, i really have no idea. but i think the part time idea is the easiest solution eh?

ppl told me not to feel stressed out about this. i still have alot of time. but i am still really caught up about this matter. getting really confuse and getting really less sleep. i dunno why am i even talking about this. but the need to tell somebody is piling up. is it true that when you are given too much options, you rarely choose any of them in future ah? happened to alot of people i know. beats me.

so what do you all think? i need your opinions really badly. fai fai tag about this can ah?

to an honourary dumbfuck

2006-07-22T01:06:00.000-07:00

this post, we honour a dumbfuck whose license is completely useless cause he doesnt have a goddamn car and still uses public transport to move around. unfortunately, he lives in puchong, a place where no man will wanna put their asses there cause they only have IOI mall where is the only shopping mall that i knew has a merry-go-round where we 11 bunch of wtfuckers can enjoy while celebrating your birthday on the 21st of july!

so happy (belated) birthday, you cunt!
hope you enjoyed your DAY if not there will be a mass bukakei session on you while riding the merry-go-around, ok???wtf

how bout we let you decide, a bukakei or a bonggol?both start with b though, hard choice it seems..wtf

and yea jinshern, you could go to an amusement park in canada and ride one. all you gotta do is to imagine that we are there and probably have a bukakei session with a 6 year old next to you!wtf..

okkkkerrrrrr *fling hand action*

cheers mate=)

Who found or created this questionaire is a fucking dumbfuck.

2006-07-20T07:11:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been attracted to someone older than you? If So, Who?
Yes. Remember those MILFs we saw in BSC. Oh yeahhh...
What was the last thing you ate?
Roti Canai banjir kau kau. Cheap la tiu.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Doesnt that happen all the time?
Who was the last person you danced with?
As far as i can remember, i think it was some emo shuffling i did with wen loong. Yeah. I shuffled to "So Sick" by Neyo. Who can do that weh?
Do you dance in your kitchen?
Kitchen is a place?? But i thought its some food or something... wtf..
When was the last time you ate a muffin?
Months ago...
Who's birthday party did you last attend?
My own. wtf. In New Paris.
Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
No. Sadly.
Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush?
I embarass myself in front of everyone all the damn time. *CUT AND PASTE*
Wanna go splunking (cave diving)?
Let's go "skanking" instead. wtf.
If you were president, what's the first law you would pass?
Weapon possesion is legal. We need to protect ourselves la mahai..
Do you think humans will ever live on other planets?
No
Sub or Burger?
Burgers. What the fuck are subs any-fucking-ways.
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs.
Champange or Wine?
Wine.
Liquer or Beer?
Liquer.
Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Angelina Jolie la tiu.
Aerosmith or The Rolling Stones?
If im a chiq, i'll go for aerosmith just because steve tyler got a big mouth. wtf.
Lays or Pringles?
Lays.
Dunk'n Donuts or Krispy Kreme?
Donuts.
Older or younger Significant Other?
Younger or older... what's the difference anyway?
Snapple or Propel?
Snapple.
Google or Yahoo?
Google.
Superman or Batman?
Batman.

The One Favorite...
Sex Position - Strongest man. That's because strongest man is the only sex position i know except for doggy style.. and doggy style sound so common. wtf.
Girl Name - Cassandra. Corny? Tell me about it.
Boy Name - Leroy. wtf. AHHAHAH..
Milkshake Flavor - Vanilla.
Ice Cream Dessert - Vanilla.
Song To Dance To - Dance dance. wtf. Actually, anything will do.
Cookie - Those from Subway.
Musician/Band - No particular favourites.
Room In House - My room. But then again, i have so many rooms.
Soup - Sup Lidah. wtf.
Sport - Basketball, Football, Foosball, Parkour, Swimming, Table Tennis, Tennis, Ping Pong, eh wait, ping pong and table tennis is the same right? tiu... wtf..
Drink - No particular favourites as well. Milo Ice kau lan tou fa hais kam kwa? wtf.
Holiday - Any holidays are favourite holidays la tiu.
Snack - Potato Chips. Mmm hmmm...
Friend - Friend?? Friends la. Wen Loong, Ben, John, Angelo, Jon Wong, Giles, Sehen, Litat, Fen Jim, Waikit... Oh wait, and the CB.

What Do You Think Of When You Hear...
Vegetable - They are like green leeches that always seem to get a hold on every dinner i have. FUCK.
Hip-Hop - Popping.
Pig - Jin Shern. wtf,
Country - Why Malaysia never seem to have a better public transport services.
Sex - Lexus Locklear in Debbie Does Dallas. wtf.
Ring - Jon Wong's simplest magic trick. wtf.
Scissors - Julius Andy. Julius Caesar OOHH!
String - The album i bought "No Strings Attached" from N SYNC. wtf. Im serious.
Camel - That time when i took a puff and swore to myself never to smoke Camel again.
Blue - The sky la. Dunno ah!
Soda - MMM LAN CHI LA!
Peace - MAKE LOVE!!!!!!!! not war... wtf... emphasise on MAKE LOVE!!!!!!

This Is The Coolest Questionnaire Just Because I Took The Trouble To Fill It Out

2006-07-19T11:08:00.000-07:00

This is the my fucking first time and coincidentally, also the last time filling out some shitty self-questioning questionnaire.

Have you ever been attracted to someone older than you? If So, Who?
Once dei. Hell no not going to tell who. wtf.
What was the last thing you ate?
Linguine with fresh mint and sage pesto, stir-fried vegetables and deep-fried&baked paprika chicken drumstick. A meal cooked by me of course. wtf.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in lust at first sight. Seriously.....really, I'm serious! wtf.
Who was the last person you danced with?
Real men dance by themselves. wtf.
Do you dance in your kitchen?
I respect the kitchen more than I respect my grandparents.
When was the last time you ate a muffin?
Earlier today at work. Carrot muffin...Mmmmmm~~
Who's birthday party did you last attend?
Stepfather's. wtf.
Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Once in the morning, once when I came home and once when she came home.
Ever embarass yourself in front of a crush?
I embarass myself in front of everyone all the damn time.
Wanna go splunking (cave diving)?
No, but I'd like to go spunking on an 18 year old's face. WTF!
If you were president, what's the first law you would pass?
Mothers who use any of the following words in the sentence, "You leave my daughter alone or else I'll report you to the police!" will face lifetime imprisonment without parole. wtf.
Do you think humans will ever live on other planets?
Mmmmm hmmm.

Sub or Burger?
Sub. But then again, burger just because they're cheaper.
Dogs or Cats?
Plush toy dog. Cats make lousy plush toys. wtf.
Champange or Wine?
Wine. What label? Definately not an Australian just because Australian wines are too mainstream. wtf.
Liquer or Beer?
Beer. But I wouldn't mind a glass of ice cold Baileys with a splash of Kahlua.
Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Pussy lips.
Aerosmith or The Rolling Stones?
Fuck off. Only dance music for me k?
Lays or Pringles?
Lays dipped in McD's Hot Mustard sauce. Tastes like Mmmmmm~
Dunk'n Donuts or Krispy Kreme?
Lickin' Mynuts. wtf.
Older or younger Significant Other?
Definately younger. Much younger also can. wtf. Mahai, tendency to become a pedo.
Snapple or Propel?
Ribena.
Google or Yahoo?
Google.
Superman or Batman?
OHHHH FINISH SPM OHHH! SPM, SUPERMAN! wtf.

The One Favorite...
Sex Position - Legs on shoulders. wtf. Wtf's the name for it eh?
Girl Name - Fantasca wtf! Actually...Alexis I guess...
Boy Name - Lawrence
Milkshake Flavor - Coffee. Can I state another fav ar? wtf. Strawberry Banana.
Ice Cream Dessert - Ultra Chocolate Ice-cream garnished with white chocolate curls and finished off with a pinch of Nescafe.
Song To Dance To - No fav. Anything hard and I'm good to go. wtf.
Cookie - Chunks Ahoy!
Musician/Band - Yoji Biomehanika
Room In House - Daniel Oh's jafoawnhwoaifja ROOM. wtf.
Soup - Lobster bisque
Sport - Basketball
Drink - Tim Horton's French Vanilla Ice Cappucino
Holiday - Chinese New Year lah tiu.
Snack - Nestle's Coffee Crisp
Friend - Stella WTF Gang. wtf. Eh, still considered as ONE favorite what.

What Do You Think Of When You Hear...
Vegetable - Either Christopher Reeve or vegetable stock
Hip-Hop - Niggers and Kelings
Pig - Ah Bengs and Ah Liens because they tend to call their boyfriend/girlfriend by the name "piggy". The typical caption for a typical Friendster photo is usually, "Piggy aND mE~!"
Country - The countryside, which reminds me of Rose Cottage in Cameron Highlands.
Sex - Hand
Ring - Something that I'll never want to wear.
Scissors - Layering scissors. Bloody hell obsessed with it because it's the best tool ever invented besides the chef's knife.
String - My little John when I was 5.
Camel - Sega video game console's version of Aladdin.
Blue - Her favourite colour.
Soda - "How much will it cost if I substitute the soda for a medium Minute Maid orange juice?"
Peace - Again, Ah Bengs and Ah Liens.

Okay all done. FYI: Filling out only this particular questionnaire is damn cool, almost as cool as Matthew Chan. wtf. So please, do take the trouble to fill this out and post it up for our viewing pleasure mm kay.

Opkok cizo deri typo gap gap.

Grand Bukake Session

2006-07-18T17:35:00.000-07:00

since jin shern is so eager to know about the dinner he didnt manage to attend, im gonna start blogging about it. please beware that im gonna make this post sound as if jin shern just missed the best thing that could ever happen in his 19 years of pathetic life. wtf.

everyone came. that's bad enough already. even joshua loke and joo yong came. and jin shern's nose tip cant even be seen anywhere in new paris. sad to say, we din really give that much of a thought whether he's here with us or not. since his presence don't really matter much anymore. wtf. 20 people came. even if jin shern came, i think he have to sit alone on the table 10 feet away from us. mmm hmm. like wl said, it was a grand bukake session. everyone came on everyone's faces. wtf.

oh, and after dinner, we went tah kei. for about 15 minutes. which cost us about 50 cents. wtf. and then went subang pek yau, but din happen cause we all scared. wtf. lucky we scared la. if we not scared we whack kau him adi. wtf. after tah kei we foos. and i suck. alot. but im getting better in smoking. thuff. i feel stone typing this post. i dun think jin shern feel like he just missed the best thing that could ever happen in his life. but seriously, if you were there, i think you will be taking part in that grand bukake session wl was talking about. it was HAWT! wtf.

fuck it lah. haih. will you all be piss if i said i brought a camera but i forgot to charge the damn battery? hahahahahahahahaha. i thought i was smart. i thought wrong. hmmm. yeah, it was sitting in my bag all night because it ran out of battery and i didnt charge it at all. but nevermind, all 11 of us share something wat. we share the memories and we remember who came. we know what we did that night. we know how it feels like. we know how john's cum taste la. all this i dun think jin shern know la. so i guess this post is making jin shern feel like an outcast after all. choose chef school over taylors business school la hah! HARH! wtf. we decided not to post up any pics for jin shern. no point also. all the pictures are in our heads. wtf. come back and then we give you la. wtf.

ok la ciao.

Cars, Car girls, n a clue for Evie the Kiwi. wtf.

2006-07-08T17:53:00.000-07:00

I just bought the new Vol 57 of Hypertune. I've never buy any Hypertune magazines before this, it's my 1st. I dunno y, but it just hit me when i saw the Hypertune mag next to MotorTrader at the keling shop. I was sorta tempted looking at the cover page, as there was a car girl n of course the car..an Evo 9 turbo. Now i look at the book, concentrated on the chick n then lesser on the car. I was like wtf. So I bought the mag lah tiu, wat else. As i was flipping thru the pages, workshops advertisement, girls, cars, n more parts I flashbacked. I was walking in Midvalley looking for some friends, n i remembered then there was an exhibition on the new Honda Civic 06. The first thing i noticed, was......the girls. FCUKING HOT WEI i thought to myself. Their legs, the body, the face, the hair. Yah i check girls out from bottom to top, i save the best for last. Sometimes i get freaked out when the best turns out to be the worst. Try it. U get wat i mean then. But i didn't really give a damn about the civic yet. I was too busy checking the chicks out, so many. See them posing n getting their pictures taken n their camwhore faces as horny as hell. Something like:

Yah, im not talking bout the pose. Its the face. Yah this model Felicia Yeap has like the "Wei faster come n fuck me in the back of this yellow MyVi" face. wtf.

Nice or not? What im trying to prove here is, is a fucking fake to have girls everywhere there is a nice girl. How come u dont see Giles getting surrounded by girls even with a Porsche at home. wtf. I hope Ashley doesnt read this. wtf. Why dont u see WenLoong picking up chicks with TaiPao Alphard but only fetching Evelyn from Old Klang Bak Ku Teh road. wtf. Heres another model we all know..Hannah Tan.

For the guys, honestly lah u check her out 1st right, then the Honda right. wtf. Sien. Lets all go get super hot rides n go sign up in car clubs n shit. Then our cars can go for exhibitions n we can see superlicious models. wtf.

ooook lar ciao.

P.S: Evie, it was me who wrote that post. Yah guess who. Giv u a hint since we're at car topics. I drive a silver colour car. N it's got only 2 doors. Who am I? wtf. Oh just in case ur damn stupid, I'm one of the stellas k. wtf. Remember ur a stella convert. Not a stella k. wtf.

Football, CuntFace, Converts and The Forgotten Pot of Bak Ku Teh.

2006-07-07T17:17:00.000-07:00

I think all u fuckers out there need to type in ur name whenever u finish posting an entry all u mother-fucking-sonofabitch-crazypigassdumbpieceofshit-thatmakemethinkwhothefuckpostedit bitches.
Be more fucking organized so that every1 can post in peace..like any1 post here at all lah. wtf. And so, AhFeiChaiJinShern has forced me to post this entry, at 8.20am sharp Saturday morning after dim sum with my mom, because he said nobody post entries in the blog, n then he got emo n cried. wtf. like niagra falls. wtf.
I just wanna make a comment to the stupid-fucking-cunt-bitch that nvr wrote his name in the post that says most people's blog write about themselves n there he goes..he writes about himself.
Not sien wan ah? Just coz everybody's blog is about themselves, does that mean that OUR blog..the STELLA blog ohh..excluding stella converts like:

Exhibit A:

This is Evelyn a.k.a. Eeflin. A Stella convert. Please do visit her blog bcoz i plagarised the picture from it at odeeps.blogspot.com. Thanks.

No offense to Evelyn though, see like i was saying even Evelyn's blog is about herself. But recently half the people's blog that talk about themselves..talk about World Cup. Talk about who they support, who they want to win, how much they bet, wat the odds are, want to bet or not, i giv u half ball u giv me one ball, i giv u both my balls lah. wtf. Then u hear ppl complain bout Christiano Ronaldo causing Rooney to get out of the field with a red card. Fuck that. I pretty much rather be smoking up like how this lil'fella is doing it n dont give 2 fucks about football

On another note, JonerdenWong is suppose to organize a Malacca trip n a Bak Kut Teh trip which never came through. Iono i trust him, probably no one wants to go, but about Bak Ku Teh im positive u forgot. Because we already mentioned to go Bak Ku Teh one day in Klang n call Sister Eeflin in the morning to eat. And also i think the flashback is about 2-3 weeks old edi. Jonerden ah, when u want to go eat the pig with me n other stellas. Yeah..we're plannin to go so many places, but somehow wherever we go, we're gonna be missing out 1 stella wtf-er, he rather spend time at niagara falls than with us. Wat a cunt. Here's how the cunt looks like
No No, Not the left one, the Right one..Yah that Goth Bitch look. That bitch cunt is in canada..doesnt he just look like a cunt?! Ironically the left one looks like an idiot also. Two cunts n a Zouk Club Haloween photo. wtf.

Originally, i wanted to cut the picture of FenJim and put only AhFeiChaiJinShern and a pic of a pussy next to it, unfortunately that would be rather inappropriate for ppl to see it so nvm lah fuck it only. wtf.
Heres how it went:

Anonymous says:
u got picture of a pussy or not?

-Ay4n4m|- says:
thuffffffff!

-Ay4n4m|- says:
run a google search lah

-Ay4n4m|- says:
wtf

Anonymous says:
hahaha

Anonymous says:
fuck it lah

Anonymous says:
dont need

-Ay4n4m|- says:
y need pic of pussy for lah mahai

Anonymous says:
to put ur pic next to it

-Ay4n4m|- says:
WTF

-Ay4n4m|- says:
mat 7...

N yeah, AhFeiChaiJinShern has ruled that every stella that blog an entry here, shall be kept annonymous, to mind fuck the readers out there..including our own stellas. Quite a dumb rule i must say, but its from a dumb cunt. So..rule accepted. wtf.

Okerrr...ive got nothing else to say..heres one last pic to fuck ur eyes more after reading all that..remember..look at the pic..n focus

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooook lah ciao.

po!ntless...

2006-07-06T19:57:00.000-07:00

ok..some ppl hav de ability 2 blog..i myself..hav the ability to talk lots of crap..but somehow doesnt sound the same when u translate it 2 writtin..so wut i did was look at some blogs to get ideas and found out dat all ppl blog about is bout demselves..but this blog ive come acrossed was prob de funniest blog..the blog itself..superb..dis blog im about to show you is the blog of the most beautiful creature ive come across..she's been on de seventeen magazine..so u can call her a model..guys..enjoy dis www.xanga.com/princess_maine

pls read her blog b4 readin on..trust me u wouldn regret it

GOTCHA!!!ahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa...
ill write somethin more meaningful nex time

aint wanting to be back there again!!

2006-07-03T11:08:00.000-07:00

having these holidays really meant something for me as im recovering from something that i dragged for some time. i was in a state of depression where i can never bring myself up without the help from everyone around me. i was down between two choices. i chose something that made me regret at first. thinking havent made that choice would turn out to be what i wanted since the beginning. having mix-feelings at the moment really put me into more depression. it made me too vulnerable that i took it as though i lost the battle in a war against my enemy. having thoughts about that made me like im useless in a sense where everything around me are against me. i kept wondering, why...why...why must i suffer like this??? it took me a while to recover from it.

as for now, sitting infront of the comp typing this, i wonder yet again but is subsiding from time to time and i hope is not momentaryly. yes i agree i do act like a woman at times but i never want to lose something that i wanting it for. and yes i agree im vulnerable too at everything especially this. im weak. i told myself before not to be involve in all these situations. but i guess it took over my conscience not realising that im doing it again! and now again, im telling myself not go back to that same situation that i suffered for months. well, come to think of it, i made the right decision. i did something that i thought i would never do.

sigh..im afraid of getting back into that situation again. i know i suffered not once but twice. but to suffer again for the third time, guess i rather shoot myself in the head rather then going through another set of newly brought up issues and start being so pessismistic about everything. frankly speaking, im like that. i just cant stop myself from being like this. i take things so deep. too deep that a deep cut could not be heal for a very very long time. im not ready for anything now. but im very afraid that someone will enter into my life and the process will start all over and then is back to square one. im just goddamn not ready for anything but having these thoughts really brings me hell into my own life. i guess ive to be strong. ill learn from it eventually, i hope.

A Drawing So Cool It'll Blow Your Wig Off

2006-07-03T01:20:00.000-07:00

You're a fucking champion if you can guess who drew this shit.

All of you....

2006-06-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

seems like no one is making an effort to post up anything for OUR blogsite. so im gonna do it. since im so free... and im currently in my emo mode again. today, now, 11pm. some of you might be watching brazil versus ghana, some might be getting laid. some might be thinking about their day. some even sleeping. but what i am now doing.. is to pray like ive never prayed before that my cousin will be alright. its been a long day in sjmc today. been there the whole day. i got so tired of waiting for the red light to go off, and the surgeon walking out that door and say he pulled through aganist all odds. i waited for almost forever, the light is still on... time was passing so slowly... and all that was in my head, was that little boy i used to care about but sometimes ignore. i was thinking if i have spent enough time with him. thinking if time is really running out.

all i did today while waiting was to picture myself and to put myself in my cousin's shoes. what if im the one inside getting my head cut into half? if the chances of me making it is as close as my own shrinken testicles. will i be able to meet jin shern in niagra falls at all?

so what im trying to say is, we gotta treasure every fuckin thing we have now.. as in what is close to us.. something that means alot to us.. u dunwana regret if you werent given a chance to let them know how much you cared..

and by saying that... i care for all you 11 fuckers... you've been great buddies... all of you...

happy sang yat fai lok day!

2006-06-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

its a fucking happy birthday wen loong dei! yeah dei. happy birthday. you rock man! wtf. YEHA!! wtf.

Real Men Wear Skirts

2006-06-03T09:42:00.000-07:00

If you think Hulk Hogan is manly, think again.
If you think Maddox is manly, think again.
If you think Arnold Schwaraowatthefuckthoawif (lazy to google for the correct spelling wtf) is manly, think again.
If you think Peter Griffin from Family Guy is manly, think again.
If you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is manly, think again.
If you think Sylvester Stallone is manly, think again.
If you think Keanu Reeves is manly, think again.
If you think Jamie Oliver is manly, think again.
If you think Han Chuan is manly, think again.
If you think Jimmy Lee is manly, think again.
If you think Wong Kan Hong is manly, think again.
If you think Bernard Ching is manly, think again.
If you think Tuan Gaeng Theen is manly, think again.
If you think Tan Kha Chon is manly, think again.
If you think Jason Ong is manly, think again.
If you think Satjit Somasundram is manly, think again.
If you think Gerard Manuel is manly, think again.
If you think Gordon Ramsay is manly, then you may be right.
If you think Vanness Wu is manly, go fuck yourself.
Because......

...real men wear skirts.

Who's Missing?

2006-06-01T10:27:00.000-07:00

We have Litat, Angelo, Myself, Ben, Sehen, Wen Loong, Alicia, Jim, Ming, Stephaine, John, Waikit, Elaine, Jon Wong. Who's missing? Where's Giles? Jin Shern leh?? AIH!!

Who's Missing??

2006-05-31T08:40:00.000-07:00

Litat the Malay got... Angelo the stoner got... Ben the banger got... Fee Lip the Popper got... Sehen the snake got... Wen Loong the Dragon God got.... Alicia the Ben's girlfriend got (wtf)... Fen Jim the

I'm just a Skype away

2006-05-17T07:12:00.000-07:00

HARHHHH?!?!?! Planning to go for a Stella gang trip also don't include me lah HARHHHH! FUCKER ARH! wtf. AiyAH! FUCK-OFFFFFFF LAH! wtf.
What the fuck. Damn aggressive weh. wtf.

Eh shit lah, I miss you guys lah. wtf. I managed to Skype with Jonathan for 2 fucking hours if I'm not wrong. Not sure whether 2 hours or more than that. It doesn't matter. What I'm trying to say here is, HARRRRHHHHH! I can Skype with Jon for 2 fucking hours and none of you can fucking chat with me on MSN for even five fucking minutes lah HARHHHHH?! AiyAH, FUCK-OFFFFFFF LAH! wtf.

Leave a fucking comment here if you still care about me. And that's not all, I want to skype with each and everyone of you for at least fifteen minutes sometime soon.

Till then...AiyAH, FUCK-OFFFFFFFF LAH! wtf.

Happy mothers day . wtf.

2006-05-14T00:21:00.000-07:00

Today~ is Mothers day.

Random things you can do to make your beloved mother go "wtf"

-Get out of bed early ,(before your mom does) boil two eggs, and put them on the table next to a packet of chocolate milk with a note that reads "Happy mothers day". Budget : (free provided you have all the stuff at home)

-Take your mom out for lunch. To the best damn "chap fan" store you know. Budget : RM 10

-Stop smoking. For the day. Budget : Free

-Take a shit on your mom's favourite plant in the garden (in case you don't know, shit = fertilizer) Budget : Free

-Walk up to your mom with your discman/mp3 player playing and say "lets talk about you for a change" Budget : Free

-Go out of your way to buy a plastic flower. "Flowers come and go , this one's forever" Budget : RM5

-Randomly string together a bunch of words (with minimal/no profanities) that rhyme and viola! "i wrote a mother's day poem for you....." Budget : Pen & Decent looking paper that is likely to be found around the house.

-Leave a porno in the DVD player in your parents room and deny any association with it. Budget : One porno (possibly downloaded) possibly free.

-Make an extremely hot cup of coffee for your mom and tell her she's that hot. Budget : Nescafe 3 in 1

-Or you could be like feelip last year and get your mom's car into an accident.... Budget : Free

-Burn a random compilation of songs and give it to your mom : Budget : one cd

-Go to a department store and pick out a really nice gift and ask your dad to pay for it(cos its mothers day)wtf. Budget : thats your dad's problem now.

-Buy her some random groceries and ask her to cook it for dinner . Budget : Rm 10?

-A bar of soap : Budget RM 3

-Steal the hood ornamant of your neighbour's jaguar/merc and somehow get it to fit onto her keychain. Budget : Free

-Walk up to her naked and explain : "i was born this way, if you did in fact give birth to me, there is nothing to be shocked about. Happy mother's day." Budget : your dignity

-"Waiiit a second, if i wasnt born, you do not have the privelage of being a mom! wheres MY present????"(if your mom is sharp , she'll prolly comeback with : "you think being a mom is a PRIVELAGE ah~?) Budget : possible embarassment.

-Take a jog around the neighbourhood out of the blue(if you are known to be the non-exercising type) and when asked by your mom , tell her, "it's mother's day, now, we wouldn't want the fruit of your loins becoming a tub of unhealthy lard and dying before he has seen the world now would we?" Budget : a lil sweat never killed anyone

-Write "happy mothers day" on the ironing board with some of your mom's lipstick . Leave the tube of lipstick there.. Budget : Free

-Record and loop "happy mothers day from your loving son (insert name here)" and slip it into your mom's casette player/cd player in her car. Budget : blank cd/tape

-Ask your mom to describe in full detail the joy of labour. Then tell her : "oh, just thought i'd take an interest" Budget : Free

-String tin cans to the back of your dad's car and put a huge piece of manila cardboard reading "I LOVE YOU MOM!" Budget : Your dad's dignity.(well, logically, he should not be pissed off, he should love your mom too)

-Come home with a rowdy bunch of friends fuming of alchohol holding several bottles and cans of beer, and when questioned "its mothers day! we should be celebrating!" Budget : Depends how much u want to drink .

Well, im not responsible for any damages caused by any of the following suggestions should anyone decide to carry them out. But if all else fails, you can always say : "it's the thought that counts marr..."wtf.

Mynutsarefuckingitchysoimmagoscratchthemlawtf.

Till next time ya'll

Cheerio~*

Aiyak

2006-05-12T19:17:00.000-07:00

Past few days have been shitty...its like i'm so bored with life...ish...dssh...looks like just missed the canadian boy since he just msned me half an hour ago but now he's off...anyway luckily i still have wl and jon to talk to la har..so anyway yah...after my a-lvls nonsense exams mumbo jumbo stella gang we go on holiday lar har ok??i tink so lah har...cb(canadian boy) ur invited to come aso lar har...take air-asia down la wtf...exams on tuesday so go study first lah har...eh js when's the next time ur gonna be online cozzzzzz i need to talk to you lah..sumfin important..wtf..i know i can flooble this but i just felt like creatin a post...aih..emo bernemo captain nemo man in the iron mask lah...ok la ciao

McMalaysia

2006-05-11T15:09:00.000-07:00

I was watching some shitty uninteresting food program on Food Network called Just One Bite whilst lying down on the couch and sipping on a cup of Chinese tea. Before that, I had curry chicken for dinner dei! It was like...better than sex man!

So as I was saying, I was watching that fucking boring program and I felt sleepy. It was barely 8pm when I drudged upstairs into my bedroom and onto my mattress to do nothing else but sleep. Well you can't possibly expect me to have sex on it right unless you consider screwing the ends of the bolster as "having sex". wtf. Sleep at 8pm dei! How fucking weak is that.

I dreamt about all sorts of queer stuff. I can't quite remember any of it except for one part:
For some fucking reason, I was transfered from the McD's that I'm currently in right now to the McD's in SS15, Subang, the one opposite Inti. wtf. Damn wtf weh. And for some fucking reason, this ang moh girl who works with me was also transfered there. Once there, I was in a fucking disarray because I was working with Malays on service and Indians in the kitchen. And guess what dei, no Chinese to be found. When I greeted the customers politely like how I always do, "Hi sir! How's it going eh?" or "Hi ma'am! What would you like to order?", time fucking paused and everyone in the damn store cock stared at me as if they all freakin' saw someone shit in their pants or something. Fucking awkward. Anyways, I still clearly remember what the 1st customer ordered dei. He ordered a Chicken McGrill, large fries and a Coke. Like wtf weh, Malaysia lan yau Chicken McGrill meh. I struggled with the till because no one fucking taught me how to key in the orders. But eventually I managed to do it lah because I'm fucking smart. Waited for 10 fucking minutes and still no Chicken McGrill to be served yet. I went into the kitchen only to find two Indian fellas aged about 20 with gold chains and tight leather jeans playing in the fucking kitchen. They were throwing Big Macs at each other. I cock stared at them and they handed to me a Chicken McGrill in an instant because they were terrified of me (they cringed in fear and they were sweating and shivering like fuck when I did that cock stare okay!). wtf.
When it was break time for me, I wanted to get an EFC (employee's meal discount) but I wasn't allowed to. But when the tudung girl wanted to get an EFC, the manager said that it's okay and that she doesn't need to even pay for her food. Whereas the Indian fellas in the kitchen not only couldn't get an EFC but their break time was cut short in half as well. wtf.

That's as much as I can remember. I think I woke up not long after that. It was 4am and now it's 5am dei. wtf. I'll be starting work in 3 hours time.

I think I shall head back to bed. Nothing beats sleeping weh..not even sex with the ends of the bolster. wtf.

Oh yeah, for your information I didn't meet up with any of you guys even though I was back in Malaysia in the dream........not even Kelly........

Its the Five-O

2006-05-08T20:22:00.000-07:00

mahai. why no one update this blog wan? tiu. sien lan jor la. no one update i update la. eh fuckholes, i was riding on a motorbike yesterday. my first time. out of desperation for transport over to the other campus about 5 KM away. no helmet somemore. and guess wat, the five-o chase kau us. mahai. fucking dumb friend ask him dun run he kasi go speed off away from them. chibai. bad first experience. almost go balai. machauhai. but now oni kena saman 70 bucks. TIU LEI LOU MOU HAM KA CHAN KANINA CHAU CHI BAI!! fucking sohai. but anyway, it was my first time running away from the police. feel damn gangster now. wtf. too bad i dun have blingages with me. wtf. ok la. sien lan jor la. just thought i'd post my stupidity for all you fuckers to ROFLMAO at. wtf. ciao la ciao. eh wait eh......

OOOOOOOOOOk la ciao. wtf.

Happy brithday son.. wtf.

2006-05-07T19:33:00.000-07:00

ohh yahh dei... i forgot... HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MR TAN JIN SHERN AKA LEROY/Ay4n4mI dei. wtf.

Jin Shern is no longer a fuckin Malaichan.

2006-05-07T19:23:00.000-07:00

oh yah man. its stella's blog man. what am i suppose to post ah? ok, just so you all know, jin shern is a fuck head for bringing up the charcoal thing. mahai, i'll fuck u up if u say it again. i'll come to nigga falls and push you down the waterfall. so anyway, just want all you 11 fuckheads to know you guys rock my socks like jessica alba sucking my cock in john lim's cock talking land. wtf. yeah. oh wait, before i go, jin shern, can you visit your motherland for once? before everyone start leaving? do you know how much we miss your tits ah? damn long never rape you adi la. somemore now u so fat, confirm damn nice to rape wan. wtf. ok la. better come home ok? ok? we wont wait up. wtf. ooook ciao. yes jin shern, im a winner. thank you...

Sohai v1.1. wtf.

2006-05-07T13:03:00.000-07:00

250 says:
faraj babi
t@tzZz says:
wtf
250 says:
i wanna say smth to hurt ur feelings
250 says:
but i duwan to offend u
250 says:
so ur lucky today
angels with dirty faces says:
wtf is faraj
250 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
250 says:
EVIE
250 says:
UR REALLY A GUY WEI
250 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
250 says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAH
250 says:
U DONT KNOW WATS FARAJ AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
250 says:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
t@tzZz says:
hahahahahhahahaa
t@tzZz says:
omfg!!!
250 says:
HAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
250 says:
UR A GUY WEI
t@tzZz says:
eh evie..dont make us laugh la
250 says:
UR A GUY
t@tzZz says:
you know what is faraj or not
angels with dirty faces says:
...
angels with dirty faces says:
well it seems that all guys knows wat is faraj wat
angels with dirty faces says:
so means u know a faraj means u're a girl
t@tzZz says:
tiu....
angels with dirty faces says:
OMFG TAT MEANS YOU TWO ARE GIRLS?
angels with dirty faces says:
GASH~!
t@tzZz says:
shut up laa
t@tzZz says:
GASH!!!
250 says:
JHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
250 says:
FARAJ IS WAT A GIRL HAVE
t@tzZz says:
you have to know what is a faraj a

Sohai v 1.0. wtf.

2006-05-07T12:19:00.000-07:00

Might be hard to read it..but just do, coz evie is showing her potential at being a tomboy. wtf. tom n jerry wtf. evieboi. wtf. evie n jerry. wtf.
angels with dirty faces says:
younger guys are cute wat. wtf.
angels with dirty faces says:
gash!
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
immature
250 says:
confirm u have to take care of them instead of u
250 says:
u do the morning calls
250 says:
u fetch them around
250 says:
u buy the good presents for them
250 says:
u buy their every meal
250 says:
u u u u u u u u
250 says:
fuck u
250 says:
wtf
angels with dirty faces says:
then i..... BECOME A GUY!!!
angels with dirty faces says:
OMFG
angels with dirty faces says:
i cannot wear skirts anymore
angels with dirty faces says:
i have to donate my skirts to charity
250 says:
watch wat u say ho ho ho
250 says:
its gonna be on the blooooogie
angels with dirty faces says:
..............FARK
angels with dirty faces says:
FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK FARK
angels with dirty faces says:
AHAHAHAH
angels with dirty faces says:
NOoooooooooooooo!
250 says:
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
250 says:
eh
angels with dirty faces says:
shit you
angels with dirty faces says:
hahaha
250 says:
i didnt know u so nice..donate skirt to charity some more
250 says:
k..visit compulsive-wtf.blogspot.com..in this few day's time..ur quote oughta be there
angels with dirty faces says:
angels with dirty faces says:
angels with dirty faces says:
shit man
angels with dirty faces says:
this is for wat.. u helping litat arh bitch? sheebai
angels with dirty faces says:
hahaah
250 says:
no
250 says:
im not helping any1
angels with dirty faces says:
angels with dirty faces says:
*puppy dog eyes*
angels with dirty faces says:
wtf.
250 says:
im doing it for the sick pleasure that runs in my blood wtf
angels with dirty faces says:
HAHAHA
angels with dirty faces says:
SICK PLEASURE!?
YOU FARKING SADIST!
angels with dirty faces says:
compulsive wtf is about stellas
angels with dirty faces says:
i am not a stella
angels with dirty faces says:
i am a methodist. wtf.
angels with dirty faces says:
so don include me in ur compulsive wtf'ers
250 says:
but its for stella's to read abt how stupid ppl from other skools like methodist ar
angels with dirty faces says:
omfg giles comment on my site can die laughing. he is trying to act like those random robots
angels with dirty faces says:
hahaha
angels with dirty faces says:
don insult MGS k
angels with dirty faces says:
hahaha
250 says:
ohh very scared ohh
250 says:
y u like being a guy?
250 says:
is it bcoz
250 says:
u get to fuck? n not get fucked?
angels with dirty faces says:
...........
angels with dirty faces says:
cos maybe guys don think so much kua
250 says:
so that u can tell ur guy friends i fucked her..n not i got fucked?
angels with dirty faces says:
and guys escape half the bitchiness girls have to suffer
angels with dirty faces says:
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
angels with dirty faces says:
WTF
250 says:
wat
250 says:
then
250 says:
if u wanna be a guy so much
250 says:
how bout
angels with dirty faces says:
.. idon wanna be a guy weh
angels with dirty faces says:
i am happy being a girl
angels with dirty faces says:
READ THIS CLEARLY AH
angels with dirty faces says:
hahahahaha
250 says:
u put on a strap on..change ur voice deeply..n spike ur hair up..n wear spandex to make ur boobs smaller..n change ur dressing
250 says:
then i think u can be a guy
250 says:
ohh..u duwan to be a guy? dun lie let me copy this for u
250 says:
wL says:
she damn sohai one la
wL says:
she always wan to b a guy
250 says:
HAHAHAHAAHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAH
angels with dirty faces says:
AHAHAH mat chat mou!
angels with dirty faces says:
eh cheh u din see pics of me when in form 5 b4
angels with dirty faces says:
but i wont show u anyways
angels with dirty faces says:
i know wat u gonna do next haha
250 says:
wat
250 says:
i duno
250 says:
wat i wanna do next
250 says:
is chuit 9 u
250 says:
then go to bed
250 says:
kk start now
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
chuit
250 says:
ooooooook lar ciao
angels with dirty faces says:
wtf are you talking about
angels with dirty faces says:
don get over-excited
angels with dirty faces says:
wtf
250 says:
then dont drive me so fast
250 says:
wtf
angels with dirty faces says:
AHHAHHAAHAH WTF WTF WTF
sheebye
250 says:
u get wat i mean meh
250 says:
sohai

mmm..

2006-05-07T03:29:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday lah tan jin shern...
how's nigga falls..wtf...k tell us when ur visiting malaysia yeh.
ok ciao

matchboxinapencilboxwtf.

2006-05-04T08:33:00.000-07:00

wow a stella gang blog. i love you guys so so very much . and i'd like to thank my mother and my father and my producer for the wtf.

pass the dutchie to the left hand sideeeee~

Sienlandouhaijorlaniamafulat,

Cheerio~*

Oh me Oh my..DANIEL OH...wtf...fdaskglsakdflkasdlf rooommss

2006-05-03T01:48:00.000-07:00

K for all of you who don't know..my name is Giles...wtf...anyway since this blog just started i have to comment that it sucks coz its not colourful and doesnt outstand...wtf..so im gonna be decorating it and putting a flooble box inside soon..no it doesnt make you get flu...wtf..its just flooable..wtf...oh and by the way for those who don't know the website name is www.compulsive-wtf.blogspot.com ...plz visit it..stella maris gang...come often k??wtf...if you lazy to type it in just click on the website thing thing...

so anyway...in the mean time..if your bored n just want something to do..here are some fukn chun games which are like...damn classic..and popular..

http://www.ezonlinegames.com/game/1754/Lust-for-Bust.html <-wen loong finished it.. pro sial

http://www.miniclip.com/tabletennis.htm <- fuckin classic game..if you havent played it..then play it...wtf..

http://www.miniclip.com/freekickchallenge.htm <- football kias lah..highest i reach is like..6..or 7..

www.meatspin.com <-- i think champion is still angelo or sumfin..dunno 3-4 minutes..

kk good luck and have fun..till next time dei

Fee Lip Loves Speaking Tagalog

2006-05-02T23:27:00.000-07:00

Fucking Fee Lip's finally a winner lah. He's a fucking winner because he doesn't need to fucking have sex with a microwaved Portuguese eggtart anymore. He's got himself a Phillipino maid who's as black as charcoal because her name's Nicole. wtf.

I hereby announce the beginning of a never ending friendship amongst The Stella WTF Gang. With this blog, it shall be a symbol - FRIENDS FOREVER!

But if Blogger goes kaput then hai lat loh, our friendship dies along with the blog. wtf.